The NUKE 1337 Proposal

[Morpheus]

After the success of the first poll i decided to make another about the possible return of NUKE, The Noob Slayer.

The voting ends at 5th of October, but community has spoken and it seems that it was all a carefully elaborated plot from PACO and vitz...

Now nuke throws the first pokeball and says:

<NUKE> Won't give PACO or anyone else satisfaction of playing KOTR while banned . He says i can play KOTR but not in pugs? smells bit fishy to me. I'll not know maps. Tell them to remove me from it.

Since the community, me and NUKE are so sure that he will get the KOTR crown and become the chosen one that will lead us to greatness and smash all evil, me Morpheus the Prophet, have such belief in him that i will propose the following: Let him be unbanned for the time being, for practice sake, and if he wins, like we all have foreseen, he gets unbanned. If he doesn't win, he gets banned longer, accordingly to his finishing position.

The timing proposal is the following:

Doesn't pass round 5: Gets banned 10 times more than his original ban.
Doesn't pass round 4: Gets banned 5 times more than his original ban.
Doesn't pass round 3: Gets banned 4 times more than his original ban.
Doesn't pass round 2: Gets banned 3 times more than his original ban.
Doesn't win the final (round 1): Gets banned 2 times more than his original ban.
Wins it: Gets unbanned.

So i ask for all people from Zion to vote for this amazing poll.

Vote for 1337 proposal.

Your Prophet,

Morpheus

TL;DR

1337 Proposal: Unban nuke until KOTR starts and let him practice, if he wins he gets unbanned, if he doesn't he gets banned even longer.

[gladi]

Welldone stealing my lovely idea.

U have made it better than I wud though....

#FreeNuke

[InfamousRaider]

Well, I know how Sonic voted.

[Hinata]

All those threads show how the ban is 'serious'.

[kud]

if nuke wins, i want to see him wield the banhammer against a person of his choice for 1 week

[Riven]

So even when he gets to the finals, and still loses he will get banned for another 2 months ?

[TimTim]

FOOK'S SAKE!

[Morpheus]

[kud]

[23:42:19] <NUKE> if i lose in first round tell them i'll sit out remaining time of my ban
[23:42:35] <NUKE> But i want unbanned to practice maps.
[23:42:39] <NUKE> ^ put that on poll hahaha
[23:42:42] NUKE smacks kud with a red Swingline stapler
[23:42:46] NUKE discovers kud's picture at uglypeople.com
[23:42:49] NUKE slaps kud around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
[23:43:22] <kud> WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD
[23:43:26] <NUKE> plz

as nuke's attorney I propose a revision: nuke will ride out the last 4 weeks of his ban without complaint if he doesn't make it to the final round, otherwise he gets unbanned. FURTHERMORE, nuke gets to ban a person of his choosing for 1 week if he wins the crown
sincerely,
kud L. kuddlestein, esq.

[23:49:50] <NUKE> sounds good to me ^

[RickJames]

NUKE w/ crown

[TimTim]

Goddamn RJ is on a fooking roll.

[NUKE]