The 2nd KOTR is almost among us, live on PPV hosted by mrgrins himself. Many rivalries are starting to come to light and alliances are forming in an attempt to tag team their opponents. No cage or ladder matches here, just an all out royal rumble with instagib rifle in-hand. Many people were surprised last KOTR to see dewsick win.. But to little surprise, it's been reported the sport itself was staged from the beginning.
100 electric and finely tuned athletes will step into the ring with hopes of bringing home the title belt.. Only one will emerge .
Here's profiles of our household name e-athletes and comparisons to their wrestling counter-parts, the resemblances are uncanny.
PACO: The Rock. Loves the sound of his own voice, cocky beyond belief, and has a future career in movies ().
ph34r: Hulk Hogan. All-american tryhard that was once the face of the league. oh yeah, let's not forget washed up.
phanity: Brock Lesnar. MMA douche bag that has alot of shitty tattoos.
vitz: The UnderTaker. Rules the night, most likely doesn't sleep.
Holdy: Gold dust. The same gold latex suit used in his pixie escapades.
vdk: Ray Mysterio. Carrying latino nation on his back, nacho libre style.
RickJames: Chris Benoit. Roid rage.
snky: Shawn Micheals. The heartbreak kid lookin to do some sweet chin music.
Sakura: Chyna. Will beat most of the testosterone driven competition to the point that the gender lines will be blurred.
Not in the Rumble:
rain: Sting. Hard to say who wears more makeup.
csn: Steve Austin. Drinks alot of beer.
Nuke: Big Show. Guy loves to eat and it shows.