I present the King

[blade]

Behold Miami fans. Behold Basketball fans.

Today, I’ve been humbled. The time has come for me to officially crown him the King. I used to have my doubts and questions about him, but no more. I doubted he would become anybody. I doubted that he would win. I doubted he would develop long-range shot. I doubted he would be clutch. I doubted that he had guts. No more, my friends. No more. I no longer even have the right to call him by his name. I welcome him onto the throne.

O king, My king. My hateful journey has ended.

[Lineage]

you make it sound like your dog got ran over

[ph34r]

[kud]

[masturbating intensifies]

[ShadowFax]

For a quick moment there I thought that was Sonic.

[Sonic|^]

[Bizmonkey]

[blackout\\]

you need therapy.

[blade]

[blade]

Dear god,

My life has become a living nightmare. Everywhere I look, I hear, see and read of the King. No peace when I sleep because I have dreams of the king, no peace when I watch tv because someone is talking of the King, no peace on facebook/twitter because all I read is of the King, no peace when shitting because I have hallucinations of the King on the bathroom wall, no peace anywhere anymore.

Please have mercy on my soul.

Sincerely,
Your humble servant,
Harsh a.k.a. blah

[Carras]

holy fucking shit